If Uselessness Were a Spell Tank
S / Navy
$28.70
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If Uselessness Were a Spell Tank
$28.70
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
This tank carries a wink for tabletop gamers and D&D fans—subtle on the chest, bold on the back. The back shows a robed wizard holding a flame with the cheeky banner: “If uselessness were a spell, you'd be its verbal, somatic, and material component.” Soft ring-spun cotton and a classic fit make it comfortable for long sessions at the table or casual days out. The muted, vintage-inspired palette gives the artwork a worn-in, storybook feel that pairs easily with hoodies, denim, or your favorite game-night cardigan. It’s designed to fit naturally into the wardrobe of someone who loves clever humor and role-playing.
Product features
- 100% cotton for most solid colors (mixes in select heathers)
- Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for breathable durability
- Classic fit with 1x1 ribbed collar for comfortable stretch and recovery
- Double-needle bottom hem for reinforced longevity
- Tear-away label for irritation-free wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean