If Uselessness Were a Spell Tee

Dark Chocolate / S

$27.45

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
Sleeve length, in	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

This crew-neck tee carries a wink for tabletop gamers and D&D fans—subtle on the chest, bold on the back. The back shows a robed wizard holding a flame with the cheeky banner: “If uselessness were a spell, you'd be its verbal, somatic, and material component.” Soft ring-spun cotton and a classic fit make it comfortable for long sessions at the table or casual days out. The muted, vintage-inspired palette gives the artwork a worn-in, storybook feel that pairs easily with hoodies, denim, or your favorite game-night cardigan. It’s designed to fit naturally into the wardrobe of someone who loves clever humor and role-playing.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft and breathable for all-day wear

- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish

- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching

- DTG/DTF printed artwork with small chest emblem and large vintage-style back design

- Pearlized tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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All military-themed products offered by Broken Arrow Supply Co. are designed solely to promote esprit de corps, commemorate unit heritage, and express individual or collective pride in military service. These products are not official merchandise of, and are not endorsed, sponsored, or approved by, the United States Department of War, the Department of the Navy, the United States Marine Corps, or any other department, agency, or instrumentality of the United States Government.
References to military units, insignia, names, or symbols are employed strictly in a representational and artistic capacity to honor service and tradition. Such representations do not imply any endorsement, authorization, or official affiliation with the U.S. Government or its subcomponents.
Broken Arrow Supply Co. and its affiliates do not represent, support, or advocate for any political party, organization, or legislative position. All artwork, products, and designs are created for commemorative and expressive purposes only and shall not be construed as statements of governmental, political, or institutional policy.
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