{"product_id":"if-uselessness-were-a-spell-vinyl-decal","title":"If Uselessness Were a Spell Vinyl Decal","description":"This satin-finish vinyl decal shows a wry wizard holding a flaming staff beneath a banner that reads, “If uselessness were a spell, you’d be its verbal, somatic, and material component.” The warm, antique tones and crisp illustration give it a vintage-patch vibe — witty, a little sarcastic, and impossible to ignore. Stick it on a laptop, water bottle, sketchbook, or window to add personality and a smirk to your everyday gear. The removable adhesive peels away cleanly when you want to switch things up, and the durable print stands up to sun, rain, and scrapes so the colors keep looking lively for years.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Satin finish for subtle sheen\u003cbr\u003e- Water-, scratch-, and UV-resistant — lasts up to 3 years outdoors\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp color reproduction\u003cbr\u003e- Removable adhesive that leaves no residue\u003cbr\u003e- 1\/8\" white kiss-cut border; available in four sizes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean with water and rag. Can be used indoors as well as outdoors with 3 year durability. Apply to any hard smooth surface.\t\t\t\t\t\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" x 4\" \/ Kiss-Cut \/ Satin","offer_id":43945948479548,"sku":"69538516261309012163","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" x 6\" \/ Kiss-Cut \/ Satin","offer_id":43945948512316,"sku":"24977859763069712895","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" x 8\" \/ Kiss-Cut \/ Satin","offer_id":43945948545084,"sku":"49331786233583113925","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8\" x 10\" \/ Kiss-Cut \/ Satin","offer_id":43945948577852,"sku":"48375672277321444958","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0697\/1172\/4604\/files\/2920018534243824303_2048.jpg?v=1769966844","url":"https:\/\/brokenarrowsupplyco.com\/products\/if-uselessness-were-a-spell-vinyl-decal","provider":"Broken Arrow Supply Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}