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Spineless Can Cooler
$24.99
A cheeky, illustrated can cooler that leans into tabletop humor and dark whimsy. The design shows a gelatinous cube full of tiny bones, weapons, and a skull, with an old-scroll banner that reads: “A gelatinous cube has more of a spine than you.” It threads on tight and locks in chill so your can stays cold through slow afternoons, evening campfire chats, or long yard shifts. Easy to clean and built to last, it slides into work crates or cooler bags without fuss and still looks like it belongs at the bench when you set it down.
Product features
- Double-wall stainless steel body for lasting durability and insulation
- No Sweat “No condensation” surface — leaves no water rings on tables
- Locking rubber gasket and screw-on lid to trap cold air and extend chill
- Dishwasher-safe construction for easy cleaning
- Fits a standard 12 oz can or bottle; stainless steel body with plastic/rubber lid
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap