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Spineless Hoodie
  • Spineless Hoodie
  • Spineless Hoodie
  • Spineless Hoodie
  • Spineless Hoodie
Spineless Hoodie

Spineless Hoodie

$34.27
Size
Color
S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

A cheeky, illustrated hoodie that leans into tabletop humor and dark whimsy. The design shows a gelatinous cube full of tiny bones, weapons, and a skull, with an old-scroll banner that reads: “A gelatinous cube has more of a spine than you.” Wear it to late-night campaigns, convention floors, or while sketching character backstories — it settles in like an inside joke between fellow adventurers. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood add comfort and warmth for long sessions. Subtle embroidery-ready placements keep the look refined while the resilient cotton/poly blend holds prints crisp after many wash cycles. This is the kind of hoodie that says you love the game, you know the lore, and you don’t mind a little deliciously dry sarcasm.

Product features

- 50/50 cotton-poly fleece for cozy warmth and durability

- Kangaroo pouch pocket keeps hands warm and holds essentials

- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord for adjustable coverage

- No side seams (tubular knit) for cleaner fit and reduced fabric waste

- DTG/DTF-ready printing and optional embroidery placements (chest, center, sleeves)

Care instructions

- Tumble dry: medium

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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