Spineless Koozie

A cheeky, illustrated koozie that leans into tabletop humor and dark whimsy. The design shows a gelatinous cube full of tiny bones, weapons, and a skull, with an old-scroll banner that reads: “A gelatinous cube has more of a spine than you.” It feels a little dark, a little playful, and entirely at home on the table during game night, a low-key meetup at the local bar, or a solo session with dice and maps. Lightweight and edge-to-edge printed, it slips on easily and keeps drinks steady while letting your tabletop personality show.

The design sits cleanly against the neutral background so the illustration and banner text pop without shouting. It’s made to be handled, tossed in a bag, and pulled out when the party’s getting into that weird, fun zone where jokes and lore collide.

Product features

- Durable 100% polyester exterior for vivid edge-to-edge printing

- Soft 100% foam interior for a snug, stable grip

- Bright, long-lasting color reproduction using modern print techniques

- Lightweight construction — easy to carry and stash

- Available in Regular (3.5" x 4.3") and Slim (3.5" x 6") sizes

Care instructions

- Wipe with a damp cloth, air dry or use a soft, non-abrasive cloth