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Spineless Tank
$28.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
A cheeky, illustrated tank that leans into tabletop humor and dark whimsy. The design shows a gelatinous cube full of tiny bones, weapons, and a skull, with an old-scroll banner that reads: “A gelatinous cube has more of a spine than you.” Wear it to sessions, conventions, or lazy summer days when you want your look to say: I love the game and I don’t mind a dark laugh. The classic cut sits comfortably on the shoulder, the ribbed collar keeps its shape through repeated dress-and-undress, and the tear-away label removes any itch so you can focus on rolling dice and swapping stories.
Product features
- Medium-weight 5.3 oz cotton blend for breathability and structure
- 1x1 ribbed collar for easy stretch and shape retention
- Double-needle bottom hem for long-lasting edge strength
- Classic fit with tear-away label for comfortable, itch-free wear
- Color-dependent fiber blends (solid colors 100% cotton; some heathers include polyester)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean